Game of Thrones

8×02: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Tim predicts an old-fashioned heel turn at the worst possible moment. Mike is fascinated by giant nipples. Gendry lights a fire in the forge of Sarah’s heart. Read More

8×01: Winterfell

Welcome back, Watchers! It’s been a long wait, and now there is no time for any of this! Tim, Sarah, and Mike take a trip to Winterfell for some long awaited reunions, as well as some unexpected ones.

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The Dragon and the Wolf [S7E07] (All Cocks in the End)

This is it! The season 7 finale! How accurate were our predictions? What comes next? What’s the future on Watchers on the Couch during the long wait in between seasons?

Beyond the Wall [S7E06] (My Wight!)

Stop dragon me down! We continue to discuss whether or not Jon and Dany-Don’t-Call-Me-Dany are going to bang. Is Arya acting completely out of character this season, or is this all an elaborate ruse? And what is the latest off the wall theory concerning Bran and the Night King?

Eastwatch [S7E05] (Incesteros)

Ser Friendzone arrives just in time to third wheel a budding romance between a nephew and his Dragon Queen Aunt. Meanwhile, in King’s Landing, another Queen decides that a fourth baby with her brother has to play out better than the last three. The Night King really hates birds. Read More

Spoils of War [S7E04] (Stark Raven Mad)

Bran’s a real jerk. Jon and Dany are totally going to bang. Sansa is the only Stark without superpowers. Read More

Queen’s Justice [S7E03] (Brother Fingers)

The Hall of Stupid Faces returns, and our first addition is a returning champion. Was this episode’s death, the best death scene of the whole show? What’s Euron’s plans for Yara? Is it creepy if Jon and Dany hook up? Why does Sarah hate tree faces? Read More

Stormborn [S7E02] (Brotherhood Without Boners)

Is Game of Thrones going to ruin food for us every episode? Do the White Walkers have a way around the Wall now? How did Grey Worm learn his “skills?” We discuss all this and more this week. Read More

Dragonstone (Ed Shireen) [S7E01]

Game of Thrones is back, and so are we! How long does it take us to make our first dick joke of the season? We recap the episode “Dragonstone,” make our predictions for the season, and introduce our Season 7 Dead Pool. Keep an eye on our watchersonthecouch.com website to cast your votes in the Dead Pool before the next episode of Game of Thrones. Read More

The Winds of Winter [S6E10]

Special Guest: Frank Cashion

6×10: What an explosive season finale! We discuss the events of the Winds of Winter, Tim sucks at jokes, and we theorize on where the show will go in Season 7. Read More

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