Game of Thrones

The Iron Throne (8×06) Review | Series Finale!

You are exactly where you are supposed to be.  With us – your Watchers on the Couch – as Game of Thrones comes to a close.  We’ve poured a glass of Johnnie White Walker.  Mike brings a book.  Tim defends his king.  Sarah hates chairs.

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The Bells (8×05) Review

Tim, Sarah, and Mike are divided once again on episode 5. Was Dany’s heel turn unexpected and poorly executed? Was Varys trying to poison her? Where’d that horse come from? All this and our speculations for the end of the series are in this week’s Watchers on the Couch. Read More

The Last of the Starks (8×04) Review

It’s a double shot of depress-o when we lose two beloved characters. And all the frothed giants milk on top doesn’t help some glaring believability issues go down any smoother. With some Venti-size crossbows, and some grande screwups, it’s anyone’s guess who will end up on the Iron Scone.

Ben D. Knee, your order is ready.

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The Long Night [8×03] Review

It wouldn’t be a season of Watchers on the Couch if the cast wasn’t at odds with each other over at least one episode this year. The Battle of Winterfell is over, we count our dead, talk about our likes and dislikes, and debunk some of the more stupid internet hate comments we’ve seen. Read More

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms [S8E2] Review

Tim predicts an old-fashioned heel turn at the worst possible moment. Mike is fascinated by giant nipples. Gendry lights a fire in the forge of Sarah’s heart. Read More

8×01: Winterfell

Welcome back, Watchers! It’s been a long wait, and now there is no time for any of this! Tim, Sarah, and Mike take a trip to Winterfell for some long awaited reunions, as well as some unexpected ones.

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The Dragon and the Wolf [S7E07] (All Cocks in the End)

This is it! The season 7 finale! How accurate were our predictions? What comes next? What’s the future on Watchers on the Couch during the long wait in between seasons?

Beyond the Wall [S7E06] (My Wight!)

Stop dragon me down! We continue to discuss whether or not Jon and Dany-Don’t-Call-Me-Dany are going to bang. Is Arya acting completely out of character this season, or is this all an elaborate ruse? And what is the latest off the wall theory concerning Bran and the Night King?

Eastwatch [S7E05] (Incesteros)

Ser Friendzone arrives just in time to third wheel a budding romance between a nephew and his Dragon Queen Aunt. Meanwhile, in King’s Landing, another Queen decides that a fourth baby with her brother has to play out better than the last three. The Night King really hates birds. Read More

Spoils of War [S7E04] (Stark Raven Mad)

Bran’s a real jerk. Jon and Dany are totally going to bang. Sansa is the only Stark without superpowers. Read More

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