The Dragon and the Wolf [S7E07] (All Cocks in the End)
This is it! The season 7 finale! How accurate were our predictions? What comes next? What’s the future on Watchers on the Couch during the long wait in between seasons?
Tim
Beyond the Wall [S7E06] (My Wight!)
Stop dragon me down! We continue to discuss whether or not Jon and Dany-Don’t-Call-Me-Dany are going to bang. Is Arya acting completely out of character this season, or is this all an elaborate ruse? And what is the latest off the wall theory concerning Bran and the Night King?
Eastwatch [S7E05] (Incesteros)
Ser Friendzone arrives just in time to third wheel a budding romance between a nephew and his Dragon Queen Aunt. Meanwhile, in King’s Landing, another Queen decides that a fourth baby with her brother has to play out better than the last three. The Night King really hates birds. Read More
Spoils of War [S7E04] (Stark Raven Mad)
Bran’s a real jerk. Jon and Dany are totally going to bang. Sansa is the only Stark without superpowers. Read More
Queen’s Justice [S7E03] (Brother Fingers)
The Hall of Stupid Faces returns, and our first addition is a returning champion. Was this episode’s death, the best death scene of the whole show? What’s Euron’s plans for Yara? Is it creepy if Jon and Dany hook up? Why does Sarah hate tree faces? Read More
Stormborn [S7E02] (Brotherhood Without Boners)
Is Game of Thrones going to ruin food for us every episode? Do the White Walkers have a way around the Wall now? How did Grey Worm learn his “skills?” We discuss all this and more this week. Read More
Dragonstone (Ed Shireen) [S7E01]
Game of Thrones is back, and so are we! How long does it take us to make our first dick joke of the season? We recap the episode “Dragonstone,” make our predictions for the season, and introduce our Season 7 Dead Pool. Keep an eye on our watchersonthecouch.com website to cast your votes in the Dead Pool before the next episode of Game of Thrones. Read More
Come to Jesus [S1E08] (Too Many Christs)
Shadow believes! Laura has Mad Sweeney by the balls. Wednesday is revealed to everyone who can’t figure out the obvious. War is officially declared, and not just on the series! In our studio, the war between Mike and Chris escalates, threatening to spill into other shows of the Onyx Edge Podcast Network. Read More
A Prayer for Mad Sweeney [S1E07] (Coin Pushing)
On American Gods, the origin of Mad Sweeney (Pablo Schreiber) is discovered through the story of Essie MacGowan and Laura Moon (Emily Browning.)
In the studio, Sarah is quick to kill a bunny, Mike hates everything, and Tim doesn’t know anything about Popeye the Sailor. Read More
A Murder of Gods [S1E06] (Want Smoochies?)
Fresh off a night of rocking out at Metallica’s “Hardwired” concert at Busch Stadium in St. Louis, Mike tells a story of love that eclipses Shadow and Laura Moon’s. Tim and Sarah explain the Vulcan / Mr. Wednesday relationship to out-of-studio Chris. The gang discusses Mad Sweeney’s favorite word and why it’s such a fun word to say. Read More